A day in the life of...

Cat:

• 10:23. I woke up, and then I went to take a nap.
• 11:54. Later, I went to the mysterious box of sand, and I threw sand all over my owner's room.
• 1:06. After I took another nap, I ate some cat food, but it tasted bad, so I spit it out and vomited all over my owner's bed and clothes. time for some sleep.
• 4:46. I just ran away from my owner for no reason. I'm about to run back in.
• 5:22. Time for bed!

Human:

• 7:00. Woke up for work. Lucky cat is still sleeping.
• 4:19. Just got home, cat is still sleeping.
• 4:46. For some odd reason, the stupid cat just ran away from me.
• 6:06. Making dinner for myself, it's going to be good.
• 7:23. Where is that cat now?
• 9:54. Got to go to bed soon, but a good show is on.
• 11:49. Going to bed, but there is cat vomit all over the place!